What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

After a few moments he returns.

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

Do you think Lady Gaga and Celine Dion have rehearsed separately for their performance at the Olympics opening ceremony?

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

Why do older siblings always hate younger siblings?

Yes sir it is.

Sure no problem officer.

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

Since the Brits can't steer their oil tanker, what makes them think they can take on Russia?

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

{RING} {RING}

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

What do you think of the 2 female 18 and 19 year-old German tourists, detained in Honolulu, strip-searched, put in green jumpsuits, placed in a holding cell and the next day deported, for the terrible crime of not pre-booking a hotel for their trip?

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

HELLO

Have you or anyone you know invested in cryptocurrencies before? If so, which one did you invest in and how much profit did you make?

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

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